I came across this today. Having worked in computer tech support in the past I can relate…. Enjoy.
**COMPUTER REPORT FORM**
Describe your problem: __________
Now, describe the problem accurately: ________
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________
Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__
Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__
Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
Have you made it worse? Yes__
Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__
Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Yes__ No__
Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No__
Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself ? ____________
How tall are you? Are you above this line? _______
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred ? __________
If `nothing’ explain why you were logged in. __________
Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes__ No__
How does this problem make you feel? ________
Tell me about your childhood ________
Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__
Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
If you aren’t laughing yet then we are talking about you.
/D
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